May the spirit of fuck it be upon you…or How to be eleven.


  At about 5:37am this morning... I told LittleSistaTV that the spirit of fuck it is upon her and I was sick of it. Despite my potty mouth here... I rarely, if ever curse at my kids or around them. It's just not my style and they always panic when I  do cuss... BUT the spirit of fuck was upon her to tough and.... She is 11 now and is 11 now and also... she is 11 now. If you have never had an 11 year old girl child that is 11 and feel a way about me saying that to her.... YOU CAN SHUT ALLLL OF THE FUCK UP. If you have ever had to walk up on your child just like this.... ....and you and said child are still above the ground...  and nobody is locked up.... You already know this struggle, sympathize with me completely and know that sometimes the ONLY silver lining is just hoping that God is using this child to test your patience and if you can just get them through

THIS is The Joy for Me. I LOVE BREAD.


I hate laundry. A few weeks ago, I was sitting in the middle of the floor folding the never ending stream of wrinkled ass laundry that should have been folded and put away hours  Days WEEKS ...  Fine MONTHS ago. I hating doing laundry. I hate folding laundry. I hate that dumb ugly ass bear that peddles smelly ass fabric softner, I hate that that fucking lint that sticks EVERYWHERE. I hate laundry. Anyway, there I was doing the kidtv's piles of food stained, pee drip stained, and what the fuck is this stain stained laundry when I heard it. THIS. I heard the "this" and ya'll it registered immediately that I needed to look up from the superman underwear and look directly at my TV cause that was my mama's THIS. Okay not my real mama's THIS. Cause MamaTV is my real Ghanian mama and her This is more like a DeeessZZ than a THIS. However, my QUEEN MAMA OPRAH's THIS is

Business Ladies


I start work at my 9-5 well 7-3 in 20 minutes. I've set my timer for 20 minutes. And whatever I write here I'm going to post and go. I need to write more darlings so... I shall. And hopefully you'll read. Tonight is multicultural night at Little SistaTV's school. She's sitting right next to me as I type this working on her last little bits of homework left over from last night.  I really, really, really, really like that kid. A Lot. She's growing up fantastically and becoming a full blown magical miracle right before my eyes and I can't even believe it. She working over there so intently it reminded me of when she was a little bitty thing and would see me working on my computer.  She would grab her little pink plastic Barbie computer and say, " Mommy, Let's be Business Ladies." Then she would  sit  right next to me and run her mother for hours as she was furiously banging away at

SistaTV’s Fourth of July Family BBQ/ Cookout Rules aka Who made the potato salad? or Hashtag Open Pit is Basura.


Good Morning, Loves. I'm currently planning my 4th of July BBQ/Cookout Route... For YOUR convenience and the overall betterment of YOUR event, I'll be bringing my own Tupperware, Aluminium Foil, and BBQ sauce. Hashtag Open Pit is Basura. Additionally, I will be wearing my flirty, sexy, body skimming but appropriate #allsummer17 outfit so that your grandma will refrain from thinking I'm one of your little fast tail, hot in the ass little friends but your Uncle Earl will... ;p I'm also wearing my comfy sandals, so when Step in the Name of Love comes on and your Cousin Charlene is looking for someone to step, step, side to side with all decked out in her all rainbow cornrows, rainbow Adidas slides, extra long rainbow basketball shorts and white tee, I'll be right there to cut a rug with her. I will only mention that the Pied Piper of R&B should be locked up UNDER

9218 South Drexel – Girl of the Southside


[caption id="attachment_1554" align="aligncenter" width="719"] WASHINGTON - JANUARY 20: President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama walk in the Inaugural Parade on January 20, 2009 in Washington, DC. Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States, becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the US. (Photo by Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Images)[/caption] 9218 South Drexel. (unedited. free write.) I can’t tell you the last time I have set foot on South Drexel Avenue.  I don’t even remember much of what the house looked like. I vaguely remember a porch, the couches, the kitchen, a certain smell, and some … well, maybe, all of the rooms. My memory of it is muddled by age, the forgiving grace of forgetting, and all the lives I’ve lived before. But desipite all this Despite the many, many homes in which I have lived and loved, 9218 S Drexel Ave,

Single Mom Travel Blue HarborResort Reviw

Blue Harbor Resort Review Chicago Family Travel Blog


Hi My name is Senam aka SistaTV and Here is a picture of me living my VERY BEST LIFE at the Blue Harbor Resort in SheBoygan, Wisconsin... If you can't tell from that big ole cheese on my face ...Long story short.... this Blue Harbor Resort Review is basically 100% positive ALL ACROSS THE BOARD... Excellent!   WE LOVED IT. It was amazing. IT IS SPECTACULAR and you should go right now.Like literally, pack up yourself, your kids and get in the car and GOOOOO to the Blue Harbor Resort now. This is NOT a SPONSORED review. I paid for everything myself and ain't nobody paid me to say nothing... This is the truth, Ruth... Worth every dime. There will be a Youtube Blue Harbor Resort review on my SistaTV Channel soon but for Now here is a hilarious live video I did going down one of the water slides on FaceBook. Also side not for those of you who are asking about the waterproof

Goals.


Everybody says that all the time now. #Goals. #Goals. #Goals. I know we all kind of say it very tongue in cheek most times but lately I've been thinking about them very seriously. I like goals... Scratch that... I love smashing goals... The sense of accomplishment I get from a met goal is remarkable and so motivating for me to get to my next one. And I know that they always say if you write down your goal it's like 9999999999.99% more likely to come to fruition and that sounds like #goals to me.   August 2016 Goals Write goals down on paper. Take pic of said goals. Post to blog. I'm blurring some of them out cause I ain't tryna have y'all all in my business like that but I'm hopeful that I will do some real damage to this list over the next few weeks. ETA: I got one thing crossed off my list even before I posted this blog. #magic Also, I just

Gym. Tan. Laundry!


Or something like that. I have watched and enjoyed Jersey Shore approximately negative zero times. So if you are here looking for some Jersey Shore nostalgia and/or love from me for them. Nope. Click off. And Google "What is my life?" and carry on with your day. LOL. Gym: So if you remember last month... I've been obsessing about going to a gym. Mostly because I want to crush life just as beautifully as this fat black yoga-ing super hero that you should watch HERE: [embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtnKCTsj7f4[/embed]   Isn't that AMAZING??? Like I'll be honest... I screamed when they showed that full on shot of her and her belly cause man listen... Me and My belly. We be her. lol.. But you know what? Me and my belly really really really REALLY want to be as flexible, healthy, strong and in love with and unashamed of my body as her... and we aren't. And

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Hello, Love! I'm SistaTV!

Senam SistaTV Amegashie

Senam SistaTV Amegashie

Welcome, Darling... So I'm supposed to write something really amazing here... But in the words of the greatest philospher of our time... Ain't nobody got time for that. I kid. I kid. Kinda. I'll update this someday... but for the time being... Just click around... and remember... SistaTV Loves You!

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SistaTVs Daily Gratitude List #sdgl
1. Hey Senam, Ain't you supposed to be ack-ing a whoolllleee entire "living ya best life. What yo name is?" FOOL at the #SilverRoomBlockParty? Yes. Yes I am buttttt.... ??? 2. My block party fit and fragrance combo was certain to have somebody's son tongue tied and singing Jagged Edge before I made it to the end of the block #weaintgettingnoyounger #wemightaswelldoit  #raincheckmeboo #godblockedit

3. Instead... I'm about to put on a level four Hazmat suit, gloves, and the armor of the lawd.... smelling like Lysol, Bleach, and eau de hand sanitizer.  #nottoday 
4. Everybody relax... we are currently quarantined and contagious but they are fine. We are home now and all is well. #wayupifeelblessed

5. All three little birds are at least 100000 feet taller, bigger, smarter, cuter and more everything than when they left. #howsway 
6. We have snacks on snacks on snacks, Netflix, plenty of meds, wifi, and each other.... Ain't no other place I'd rather be. #iwonthekidlottery 
SistaTV loves you, a whole summer of fun fun fun, and Singin' sweet songs & melodies pure and true... #thisismymessagetoyououou
SistaTVs Daily Gratitude List #sdgl
1. When I was house hunting... I wanted a porch soooo bad... but I would think... "come on... Senam? How you going to waste God's time asking for a whole entire Black Barbie dream house worth of stuff and then have the audacity to put a porch on top?" 2. A few weeks ago when I was shopping with Solstice. That foolywang said.... Hey mommy... how come you don't ever wear shorts? I was like "WhatEVER SUSSSS of course i wear sh-" buuuttt I couldn't think of a single solitary time in her 12 years of life that I for sure remembered being in shorts. 
3. I ordered 50-11 pairs in all lengths... 4. I been wearing them buuttt... tbh I been only wearing the longer ones out and about.
5. Brandy and Samantha have made it their life's work to constantly gas me up and insist I stop wearing so many damn clothes.... Kimmah has also joined the #issasnack choir. 
6. When I was younger MamaTV would always, always, always, call me Big Legs and say... "Looook at those big ole legs. Looookk at them...." She said it in Ewe and meant it in a good way but I didn't get then and I hated it so so much.
7. Next week, I'll be 39. Me and my big ole legs got my porch.... So...look at those big ole legs....Look at 'em. 
SistaTV loves you, 'Document the moments you feel most in love with yourself - what you're wearing, who you're around, what you're doing. Recreate and repeat.' -Warsan, and vacation soon.
Raise your hand if this quote has you feeling very attacked right now. #welldamn ?????????????????????????
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SistaTv's Daily Gratitude List #sdgl
1. Sometimes when Clay sees me he says, " Hey, Best Friend!" and  we crack up laughing... #myclayclaytheflayflay #hedontplayabouthisbestfriend
 2. Solstice tried to pack everrrrryyyyy comb in the my bedroom and hers to take with her to camp. 5 combs for 12 days, Sis. Issa NO. #alsoissaME
3. Cassius is the most literal person I know. Me: Okay, we need to go at 11... Cassius is In the car seat belted at 10:56. No shoes. No teeth brushed and deodorant where? Butttt Mommy I was in the car at 10:56. You said we needed to go. #hesrightyouknow
4. They are the reason I know that God is real. #iwonthekidlottery #godissodope #threelittlebirds
5. Waaaayyyy up I feel blessed.
6. I have a million times more peace, joy, faith, abundance, happiness, health, and love than I ever could have imagined then. 
7. I am absolutely bursting with excitement and complete certainty that five years from know I'm going to have a billion times more of all of that and every good and wonderful thing I desire. #iveonlyseenafractionofafraction #greaterisminehereinthislife #areyoureadyforamiracle #readyasicanbe

SistaTV loves you, Jehovah Jirah My Providah, and Happy. Thank You. More, please. #goodnight
SistaTv's Daily Gratitude List #sdgl 
1. I just woke up. #napsarethebest
2. I talk all day. Every so often, I lose my voice and I always evaluate what God is asking me to shut the fuck up about. #waitonhisword
3. Cutting cable is one of the dopest things I've ever done.
4. Like excellent rap lyricists? Go to your favorite music streaming service & type in "Mark Ace WOLVES" and then search " Tobe Nwigwe I Choose You" and get your entire life.  #bars 
5. I'm about to call my mama and giggle with her. #hashtagblessed
6. One of my kinks is reading the captions and comments men post with the pictures of their wives/ girlfriends. They are usually both hilarious and really really sweet. I loveeee all of them. What can I say... I'm an endless romantic. #nothopeless #theonlylovewerecognizeisendless
7. Glasses. 
SistaTV loves you, sleep, and seeing what Love Is each and every bright, bright, bright, sunshiny day... #happyfriyay
Don't be scared, Beloved. Say?? it?? with?? ya?? chest. ??? #squeakywheelgetsthegrease #goodmorning
SistaTv's Daily Gratitude List #sdgl 
1. Dear God... I love the way you think. 
SistaTV loves you, quickly, and completely.  #happyfriyay #mamawemadeit
Happy. Thank You. More Please. #goodmorning #sistatvlovesyou

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