SistaTV’s Fourth of July Family BBQ/ Cookout Rules aka Who made the potato salad? or Hashtag Open Pit is Basura.


Good Morning, Loves. I'm currently planning my 4th of July BBQ/Cookout Route... For YOUR convenience and the overall betterment of YOUR event, I'll be bringing my own Tupperware, Aluminium Foil, and BBQ sauce. Hashtag Open Pit is Basura. Additionally, I will be wearing my flirty, sexy, body skimming but appropriate #allsummer17 outfit so that your grandma will refrain from thinking I'm one of your little fast tail, hot in the ass little friends but your Uncle Earl will... ;p I'm also wearing my comfy sandals, so when Step in the Name of Love comes on and your Cousin Charlene is looking for someone to step, step, side to side with all decked out in her all rainbow cornrows, rainbow Adidas slides, extra long rainbow basketball shorts and white tee, I'll be right there to cut a rug with her. I will only mention that the Pied Piper of R&B should be locked up UNDER

WASHINGTON - JANUARY 20:  President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama walk in the Inaugural Parade on January 20, 2009 in Washington, DC. Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States, becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the US.  (Photo by Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Images)

9218 South Drexel – Girl of the Southside


[caption id="attachment_1554" align="aligncenter" width="719"] WASHINGTON - JANUARY 20: President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama walk in the Inaugural Parade on January 20, 2009 in Washington, DC. Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States, becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the US. (Photo by Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Images)[/caption] 9218 South Drexel. (unedited. free write.) I can’t tell you the last time I have set foot on South Drexel Avenue.  I don’t even remember much of what the house looked like. I vaguely remember a porch, the couches, the kitchen, a certain smell, and some … well, maybe, all of the rooms. My memory of it is muddled by age, the forgiving grace of forgetting, and all the lives I’ve lived before. But desipite all this Despite the many, many homes in which I have lived and loved, 9218 S Drexel Ave,

Single Mom Travel Blue HarborResort Reviw

Blue Harbor Resort Review Chicago Family Travel Blog


Hi My name is Senam aka SistaTV and Here is a picture of me living my VERY BEST LIFE at the Blue Harbor Resort in SheBoygan, Wisconsin... If you can't tell from that big ole cheese on my face ...Long story short.... this Blue Harbor Resort Review is basically 100% positive ALL ACROSS THE BOARD... Excellent!   WE LOVED IT. It was amazing. IT IS SPECTACULAR and you should go right now.Like literally, pack up yourself, your kids and get in the car and GOOOOO to the Blue Harbor Resort now. This is NOT a SPONSORED review. I paid for everything myself and ain't nobody paid me to say nothing... This is the truth, Ruth... Worth every dime. There will be a Youtube Blue Harbor Resort review on my SistaTV Channel soon but for Now here is a hilarious live video I did going down one of the water slides on FaceBook. Also side not for those of you who are asking about the waterproof

August goals

Goals.


Everybody says that all the time now. #Goals. #Goals. #Goals. I know we all kind of say it very tongue in cheek most times but lately I've been thinking about them very seriously. I like goals... Scratch that... I love smashing goals... The sense of accomplishment I get from a met goal is remarkable and so motivating for me to get to my next one. And I know that they always say if you write down your goal it's like 9999999999.99% more likely to come to fruition and that sounds like #goals to me.   August 2016 Goals Write goals down on paper. Take pic of said goals. Post to blog. I'm blurring some of them out cause I ain't tryna have y'all all in my business like that but I'm hopeful that I will do some real damage to this list over the next few weeks. ETA: I got one thing crossed off my list even before I posted this blog. #magic Also, I just

Gym. Tan. Laundry!


Or something like that. I have watched and enjoyed Jersey Shore approximately negative zero times. So if you are here looking for some Jersey Shore nostalgia and/or love from me for them. Nope. Click off. And Google "What is my life?" and carry on with your day. LOL. Gym: So if you remember last month... I've been obsessing about going to a gym. Mostly because I want to crush life just as beautifully as this fat black yoga-ing super hero that you should watch HERE: [embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtnKCTsj7f4[/embed]   Isn't that AMAZING??? Like I'll be honest... I screamed when they showed that full on shot of her and her belly cause man listen... Me and My belly. We be her. lol.. But you know what? Me and my belly really really really REALLY want to be as flexible, healthy, strong and in love with and unashamed of my body as her... and we aren't. And

February


Okay so let's see... So the thing that keeps running through my head the most is: The only two emotions are fear and Love. Less fear. More love. Okay, dudes? K. Financial: YNAB ( You need a budget) is all the bae you will ever need. It's really life altering. I have all kinds of goof ass issues around money. But almost all of it is based in Fear with a capital F. YNAB is helping me to view money and bills and all that stuff with Love with a capital L. Its a process but when I do use it and actually do it is definitely more love most times. Admittedly, when I have less than I want and need the fear creeps up. HOWEVER. I always have enough. Mostly, by miracles cause Jesus is the homie but also by ME. Cause I'm out here doing it. And I'm doing a pretty bang up job. So the thing about YNAB is that " Every dollar has a job" So when you get income you assign every dollar a job by

StoryTime with SistaTV


So Let's flip the language: So Tim and his boss are at a conference and Tim's boss Jonathan asks Tim and his wife to come to a dinner meeting with him and his wife to meet with some investors. The meeting goes great. After the investors leave, Tim's boss turns to his wife and Tim's wife and says, "Ladies, Tim and I are going to need to figure out the logistics of this deal tonight. Why don't you girls go hit the hotel spa on me." Tim doesn't want to be rude and is up for a promotion and his wife is all about that free massage life so it's all good... They head up to the boss's suite to view the projections on the Jonathan's laptop. Even though he initially declines, Jonathan makes Tim a celebratory drink and says, "Man don't be a punk. You betta take it to the head! We landed this huge deal!! " or if Tim says, "Man, my sinuses are acting up and Jonathan hands him a pill and says

Single Mothers Father’s Day or Whoa, there buddy! Your misogyny is showing!


I don't want to alarm anyone and I ain't one to gossip so you ain't heard it from me, BUT apparently there is a rag tag band of violently embittered, single mothers running WILD all over the world and social media engaging in an illuminati inspired bid to co-opt Father's Day? Y'all, I'm just as SHOCKED as you. When I found out about this major crisis (for whom, exactly??) me and this obviously worthless bastard baby of a sinister single mother were like... But then I remembered I'm not dumb as hell and I was all like...   Cause chile, I had absolutely no idea. You would think I would have picked up my father's day co-opting protocols when I picked up my single mother registration forms  but just like all the welfare and the bitterness I'm supposed to have endless supply of... I still ain't got none of it. However, based on the staggering amount of social media

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Welcome, Darling... So I'm supposed to write something really amazing here... But in the words of the greatest philospher of our time... Ain't nobody got time for that. I kid. I kid. Kinda. I'll update this someday... but for the time being... Just click around... and remember... SistaTV Loves You!

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SistaTVs Daily Gratitude List #sdgl
1. I don't sleep enough.
2. Goodnight.

SistaTV loves you, writing "make to do list" on my to do list, and Let's Do It Again. #goodnight
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SistaTVs Daily Gratitude List! 
1. This is my standard We on vacation Bish selfie! You going to get this healthy serving of big and bikini and??like?? it??!
2. Uncle Teddy!!
3. Our flight got delayed 50-11 times 
4. We were at gate K-16 alllll the way at the back of big AF Ohare for 5 hours
5. Then 15 minutes before boarding they switched our gate to K1 allll the way at the front of big AF Ohare. 
6. The three little birds made not one complaint and and there was only a combined 35 seconds of me threatening to whoop everybody if they ask me for high ass overpriced in airport McDonalds ONE MO' AGAIN. 
7. You got airport McDonald's money?
8. My birthday is on Wednesday. #happybirthdaytome
9. WE ON VACATION BISH!!! SistaTV loves you, Jesus, and travelling  with me & my three. #wonthedoit #ofcoursehewill #exceedinglyandabundantlyABOVE #happymonday #goodmorning #bigandbeautiful #sistatv #thekidtvs
The face you make when the bathroom mirror is surprisingly clean enough for a selfie... #itsnotthough #lookatbymymouththerewassomedriedtothpasteorsomethingonthemirror #itlookslikeitwasonmymouth #howdreadful #howembarrassing  #stillcutetho #nonononotorious #fridayfun #yesitsmondaybutimjustpostingitnow #mirrorbackdirtyagainnow ???? #mirrorselfie #effyourbeautystandards #iloveitwhenyoucallmebigmomma #juicy #warning #readytolive #sistatv
SistaTV's Daily Gratitude List #sdgl 
1. @krazyHogbbq is DE-FRICKING-LICIOUS... Do not walk RUN THERE before the lines wrap around the block
2. My shirt says formation... I got bbq sauce on my shirt #swag 
3. Big OLE RED LETTERS with Kalidescopes aka Peaches
4. I've probably said this a gazillion times but... I love the internet... I truly do.
5. Tomorrow is Friday. 
6. The way Donna Summer sings, " so hard for it honeyyyy" and "You betta treat her right"
7. Samantha my Skinteeee Sista from another mista.
8. I promise I would have come all the way up in 2 WHOLE ENTIRE YEARS with Brandy. 
9. wtf is he doing calculations And shondo-ing all up and down messenger with Kimmah.
10. Ready, Set... Action. 
SistaTV  loves you, the BeyHive and run in to my arms hugs from TheKidTV's. #goodnightyall #lovewins #godisgood #notperfectbutprettydamngood  #sistatvlovesyou
GETTING MY ENTIRE LIFE! At Krazy Hog BBQ! Fantastic restaurant! Amazing food and drinks... FABULOUS, FABULOUS!!! DANA I am sooo proud of you!  #blackownedbusiness #chicagofood #chicago #barbeque #foodporn #womensupportingwomen #smallbusiness #krazyhogbbq #bolingbrook #sistatvlovesyou
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Its #saturyay, its an absolutely gorgeous day,  I'm in the sun, I'm in my swimsuit, my kids and nieces are in the pool laughing and splashing,  the in car "before we go in here don't ask me to buy SHAT" lecture was massively successful, I've got 2 new books on my kindle, they playing the Ojay's over the loudspeakers, and the extra pressed ass man who stared me and the kids down in "I hate Melanin" sadness as we walked past him to enter through season pass holders entrance.... is still in line... Soooo Sing along if you know the song... Shining Shining Shining  YEAH!! All of the winnniiinngggg! #staymad #melaninonfleek #bigandboujee #fatkini #carefreeblackgirl #blackboyjoy #effyourbeautystandards #blackgirlmagic #allofthiswinning #lifeisgood #thankyougod #wouldnttakenothingformyjourneynow #iluhgod #exceedinglyandabundantlyABOVE #fatandfabulous #ghanagirl #happyAF #itsabeautifulday #sistatv #sistatvlovesyou #goodmorning #momlife
LittleSistaTV just hustled her way into the first sale of the 1st Annual Family TV Garage Sale... and it doesnt even start til the weekend... ??? #hustlehard #youngmoney #imveryrich

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