Beyonce’s New Visual Album is Released with SEVENTEEN VIDEOS by SURPRISE: Meanwhile You’re still Broke, Basic, and NOT BEYONCE #sistaTV
Last night at about 1:00 in the AM. Jesus himself SNATCHED me up out of my Scandal induced slumber, by hollering, ” GET UP GIRL, Beyoncé, sent you a message on Facebook!”
“I told my team, I wanted to shoot a video for every song and put them all out at the same time. And everyone told me I was crazy. But we’re actually doing it. ITS HAPPENING”
Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter
Link to Beyoncé’s New Visual Album: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/beyonce/id780330041?ign-mpt=uo%3D4
WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE DESTINY’S CHILD???
Yep, Beyoncé released her new album, “The Visual Album” to I-tunes by and made a VIDEO for EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY SONG.
Let’s be clear BEYONCE the biggest star in the whole world made an entire album BY SURPRISE. HUNDREDS of PEOPLE helped her create new songs and create 1,2,3,FOE, SEVENTEEN Videos and ain’t NOBODY SAID SHAT!
I can’t get my kids not to tell the mailman that I had the runs last week.
But Beyoncé who is hounded by endless paparazzi, gossip mongers, and the Illuminati themselves released her most anticipated album in ages, BY SURPRISE?
You listen here and you listen good. When did she have time to do this? HOW, B? HOW I SAY!
Dear KING B,
First, how is your whole ENTIRE day not filled to the brim with just the completely tedious work of being completely flawless full-time. How do you make time for all the wig snatching? All the Basic Bish slaying? How do you manage all of the day-to-day details of being your glorious, glamorous perfect KANG Beyonceness self on a daily basis?
You have spent this WHOLE year on a complete world tour where every night you SLAY tens of thousands of people to death and then shimmy and shake them right back into GETTING THEIR ENTIRE LIVES by the end of the show?
How are you getting up every morning looking like this?
And then spending every evening making GROWN MEN act like this?
How, Bey? HOW?
And now you mean to tell me that in between all of that heroine type hustle, making sure my niece Blue Ivy is the student of EVERY month at the Tina Knowles Holy Academy for Wig Snatching Little Girls, and being the wife of the century to your husband you had time to make SEVENTEEN videos for FOURTEEN SONGS? And then release them all at once? BY SURPRISE? You had time to Blow up the game?
So on the weekends you were like:
“You know what? I’m bored! Let me just CHANGE THE ENTIRE MUSIC INDUSTRY up. Let me just FLIP the way music has been delivered since the very butt crack of time and Run the Entire WORLD once AGAIN on any given FRIDAY??”
LOLWHUT? Really B, REALLY???
Meanwhile, I have $27.43 cents in my bank account and I didn’t take a shower yesterday cause I was too exhausted from making the kids two packs of Kraft Mac and Cheese and having to fill up the dishwasher! LOOK AT MY LIFE, B? Look at my choices!
I Swear FORE GAWD, I’m going to get my ish together, B. I put that on everything I LOVE (You, Jesus, Oprah, Snacks, TV and the kids)! Mark my words, in the next 18 months, I’m going to SistaTV Fix MY OWN LIFE right up. T
hank you for once again reminding me that, “I’m a grown woman and I can do WHATEVER I WANT!” Cause I want more. I want independence. I want peace. I want abundance. I want joy. I want ground-breaking, world-changing SUCCESS. And I’m going to get it.
One day in the very near future, I’m going to choose a random Friday and drop some real ish that will shake up the whole world.
I’m going to do some real “SistaTV, BOMAYE” type stuff again real soon, B. I’m about to change the game, son. But first, I’m going to watch every last one of these videos and Thank sweet little eight pound baby Jesus on the cross that I live in a world where a brown girl just like me (Fine! sorta like me) can not only RUN THE WORLD but she can change it.
Just Bey cause she wants too.
SistaTV loves you, B. Thank you.
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