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SistaTV Saves : I made money using coupons at Walmart and Target! LOOK AT GAWD


Okay Welcome back to the second installment of SISTATV SAVES! Here is the first part of SISTATV SAVES  if you missed how I beat UP CVS with the free Favado  couponing app earlier this week! But before you read this, If you are reading this between Feb 15-21st, 2015 and are engaged or knows someone who has

SistaTV Daily 25: Deep Shower Thoughts… I be thinking. I be thinking #surfboardt


      “Intention is one of the most powerful forces there is. What you mean when you do a thing will always determine the outcome. The law creates the world.” ? Brenna Yovanoff, The Replacement   Like this:Like Loading…

SistaTV and the Class Field Trip… Jesus be a Xanax…


A few weeks ago, LilDivaTV came home furiously waving a field trip form in my face. “Mommy, Mommy, can you come with us? Can you be the Class Field Trip Mom?” I was already to say, “HAYLE NAW!” But then I knew she would give me this face and… But what am I? A monster?

99 Natural Hair Problems: How my natural hair almost stopped me from getting baptised.


I had been putting off detangling and washing my hair for longer than I care to discuss, folks.  So yesterday morning, I forced myself to do a major deep conditioning, detangling, washing, spit shining, DRAMATIC 4 hour natural hair expedition. I ain’t eeevvveeennn going to lie, Craig. Two hours of standing in a lukewarm shower

Preachers of LA Recap, Idris Elba’s Girlfriend! Walmart IT GUY gets fired, Beyonce cures Cancer!


Hello, Internet, I’m back and everyday is better than the last. Ya heard! Anyway, sometimes I have a lot of stuff to say about all the things that are happening in pop culture, media, the internet, and life in general… Also I really wanted to tell Loretta from Preachers of LA to get her Life

Sista Sludge…


Thats the perfect way to describe the way I’ve been feeling lately… Sludge… I’m slow… My brain feels slow… My body feels slow… My heart feels slow… I feel like every step I take is surronded in sludge… Like walking through quicksand breathing thick air… It is an effort to do anything… ANYTHING… ANY THING…

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Welcome, Darling... So I'm supposed to write something really amazing here... But in the words of the greatest philospher of our time... Ain't nobody got time for that. I kid. I kid. Kinda. I'll update this someday... but for the time being... Just click around... and remember... SistaTV Loves You!

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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! No whoopings but I had to offer some ahem additional inspiration to Jumpstart the after Mother's  day clean-up.  #tiredasamother #whyareyalllikethis #howdidwafflebattergetupthere #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings ???????
The face you make when you've been kicked out of your own kitchen, told you have to stay in your bedroom, relax, and wait for breakfast in bed... but all you can hear is arguing over who gets to make what, pots and pans dropping, and wait.... is that the smoke alarm I hear?
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I kid,  I kid... no alarm! they did great! #kidtvs for the win. #happymothersday
So... I get a free tire balance with my oil change ... first he gives me my keys and i say did you do the tire rotation? He says your oil change doesnt come with any tire rotation... i say yes it does. He says no it doesnt. I pull up the info on my phone. He say oh it does say that. Then  he says that's only if you bought the tires from us. I say uhh no. He looks again  and says okay I'll pull it back in to rotate them. But if they are unbalanced. You supposed to only get your tires rotated at the place you buy them from. I say thanks how long will it take you to rotate them? He says 20-30 minutes. 30 minutes later  he calls me ans says
.. my lug nut and stud is stripped so now I have to pay an additional $60+ for them to put on a new lug nut... i do a quick Amazon search and see it costs like $10. I say Oh no thank you. I'll just have my neighbor do it. He says OH liability,  we can't let you leave cause we'll  be responsible if the tire falls off. Then I say but what if I don't have 60 to give? Silence. I have enough money to pay... but I absolutely  despise this constant upcharge game that happens every single time. #womenatanautoshop
When your neighbor is UH-MAZING!!????? What a kind and wonderful surprise to find outside my door. Thank you to Kristen for the easter eggs! No thank you to Jesus for the dandelions... Lol... I LOVEEE MY NEIGHBORS! #godisgood #happyeaster #yaylife
At last....I have risen... And so did Big Brother Almighty Jesus... So it's a good day anyway you slice it... Hope you are being loved and are feeling happy wherever you are... ?
Mannn LISTEN. #iluhgod
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SistaTV's Daily Gratitude List #SDGL 
1. All four of us COLLAPSED into hysterical laughter at the Arthur/kids interrupting the BBC interview meme. It tickled me so deeply that they laughed so hard.
2. When I first showed them the video of the kids interrupting the BBC interview, I was like "it's so funny cause it's just like when you guys are always interrupting me when I'm working" and they all  gave me the "???? Face" like, "Who us?? We don't knock down books and stuff"
3. I stepped exactly ZERO parts of my person out into the snow. #hesable #remote
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5. Redeemer and Allyson calling to sing happy birthday to miss 11 year old thang. They were laughing and happy and I love them so.
 6. So we are going on trip soon. Of course, I  feel approximately 18 billion different kinds of stressed out about it. It's going to be fine.
7. Today was a rough-ish day. I'll try for less rough tomorrow. You too, ok?

SistaTV Loves you, laughing with my kids, and  deep breathing. #goodnight

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