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SistaTV’s Fourth of July Family BBQ/ Cookout Rules aka Who made the potato salad? or Hashtag Open Pit is Basura.


Good Morning, Loves. I’m currently planning my 4th of July BBQ/Cookout Route… For YOUR convenience and the overall betterment of YOUR event, I’ll be bringing my own Tupperware, Aluminium Foil, and BBQ sauce. Hashtag Open Pit is Basura. Additionally, I will be wearing my flirty, sexy, body skimming but appropriate #allsummer17 outfit so that your

SistaTV Saves : I made money using coupons at Walmart and Target! LOOK AT GAWD


Okay Welcome back to the second installment of SISTATV SAVES! Here is the first part of SISTATV SAVES  if you missed how I beat UP CVS with the free Favado  couponing app earlier this week! But before you read this, If you are reading this between Feb 15-21st, 2015 and are engaged or knows someone who has

SistaTV Daily 25: Deep Shower Thoughts… I be thinking. I be thinking #surfboardt


      “Intention is one of the most powerful forces there is. What you mean when you do a thing will always determine the outcome. The law creates the world.” ? Brenna Yovanoff, The Replacement   Like this:Like Loading…

SistaTV and the Class Field Trip… Jesus be a Xanax…


A few weeks ago, LilDivaTV came home furiously waving a field trip form in my face. “Mommy, Mommy, can you come with us? Can you be the Class Field Trip Mom?” I was already to say, “HAYLE NAW!” But then I knew she would give me this face and… But what am I? A monster?

99 Natural Hair Problems: How my natural hair almost stopped me from getting baptised.


I had been putting off detangling and washing my hair for longer than I care to discuss, folks.  So yesterday morning, I forced myself to do a major deep conditioning, detangling, washing, spit shining, DRAMATIC 4 hour natural hair expedition. I ain’t eeevvveeennn going to lie, Craig. Two hours of standing in a lukewarm shower

Preachers of LA Recap, Idris Elba’s Girlfriend! Walmart IT GUY gets fired, Beyonce cures Cancer!


Hello, Internet, I’m back and everyday is better than the last. Ya heard! Anyway, sometimes I have a lot of stuff to say about all the things that are happening in pop culture, media, the internet, and life in general… Also I really wanted to tell Loretta from Preachers of LA to get her Life

Sista Sludge…


Thats the perfect way to describe the way I’ve been feeling lately… Sludge… I’m slow… My brain feels slow… My body feels slow… My heart feels slow… I feel like every step I take is surronded in sludge… Like walking through quicksand breathing thick air… It is an effort to do anything… ANYTHING… ANY THING…

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Welcome, Darling... So I'm supposed to write something really amazing here... But in the words of the greatest philospher of our time... Ain't nobody got time for that. I kid. I kid. Kinda. I'll update this someday... but for the time being... Just click around... and remember... SistaTV Loves You!

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SistaTVs Daily Gratitude List #sdgl
1. I don't sleep enough.
2. Goodnight.

SistaTV loves you, writing "make to do list" on my to do list, and Let's Do It Again. #goodnight
Fat Face Realness...
SistaTVs Daily Gratitude List! 
1. This is my standard We on vacation Bish selfie! You going to get this healthy serving of big and bikini and??like?? it??!
2. Uncle Teddy!!
3. Our flight got delayed 50-11 times 
4. We were at gate K-16 alllll the way at the back of big AF Ohare for 5 hours
5. Then 15 minutes before boarding they switched our gate to K1 allll the way at the front of big AF Ohare. 
6. The three little birds made not one complaint and and there was only a combined 35 seconds of me threatening to whoop everybody if they ask me for high ass overpriced in airport McDonalds ONE MO' AGAIN. 
7. You got airport McDonald's money?
8. My birthday is on Wednesday. #happybirthdaytome
9. WE ON VACATION BISH!!! SistaTV loves you, Jesus, and travelling  with me & my three. #wonthedoit #ofcoursehewill #exceedinglyandabundantlyABOVE #happymonday #goodmorning #bigandbeautiful #sistatv #thekidtvs
The face you make when the bathroom mirror is surprisingly clean enough for a selfie... #itsnotthough #lookatbymymouththerewassomedriedtothpasteorsomethingonthemirror #itlookslikeitwasonmymouth #howdreadful #howembarrassing  #stillcutetho #nonononotorious #fridayfun #yesitsmondaybutimjustpostingitnow #mirrorbackdirtyagainnow ???? #mirrorselfie #effyourbeautystandards #iloveitwhenyoucallmebigmomma #juicy #warning #readytolive #sistatv
SistaTV's Daily Gratitude List #sdgl 
1. @krazyHogbbq is DE-FRICKING-LICIOUS... Do not walk RUN THERE before the lines wrap around the block
2. My shirt says formation... I got bbq sauce on my shirt #swag 
3. Big OLE RED LETTERS with Kalidescopes aka Peaches
4. I've probably said this a gazillion times but... I love the internet... I truly do.
5. Tomorrow is Friday. 
6. The way Donna Summer sings, " so hard for it honeyyyy" and "You betta treat her right"
7. Samantha my Skinteeee Sista from another mista.
8. I promise I would have come all the way up in 2 WHOLE ENTIRE YEARS with Brandy. 
9. wtf is he doing calculations And shondo-ing all up and down messenger with Kimmah.
10. Ready, Set... Action. 
SistaTV  loves you, the BeyHive and run in to my arms hugs from TheKidTV's. #goodnightyall #lovewins #godisgood #notperfectbutprettydamngood  #sistatvlovesyou
GETTING MY ENTIRE LIFE! At Krazy Hog BBQ! Fantastic restaurant! Amazing food and drinks... FABULOUS, FABULOUS!!! DANA I am sooo proud of you!  #blackownedbusiness #chicagofood #chicago #barbeque #foodporn #womensupportingwomen #smallbusiness #krazyhogbbq #bolingbrook #sistatvlovesyou
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Its #saturyay, its an absolutely gorgeous day,  I'm in the sun, I'm in my swimsuit, my kids and nieces are in the pool laughing and splashing,  the in car "before we go in here don't ask me to buy SHAT" lecture was massively successful, I've got 2 new books on my kindle, they playing the Ojay's over the loudspeakers, and the extra pressed ass man who stared me and the kids down in "I hate Melanin" sadness as we walked past him to enter through season pass holders entrance.... is still in line... Soooo Sing along if you know the song... Shining Shining Shining  YEAH!! All of the winnniiinngggg! #staymad #melaninonfleek #bigandboujee #fatkini #carefreeblackgirl #blackboyjoy #effyourbeautystandards #blackgirlmagic #allofthiswinning #lifeisgood #thankyougod #wouldnttakenothingformyjourneynow #iluhgod #exceedinglyandabundantlyABOVE #fatandfabulous #ghanagirl #happyAF #itsabeautifulday #sistatv #sistatvlovesyou #goodmorning #momlife
LittleSistaTV just hustled her way into the first sale of the 1st Annual Family TV Garage Sale... and it doesnt even start til the weekend... ??? #hustlehard #youngmoney #imveryrich

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