What to do when your life falls apart….


When I pictured this post in my head I sort of saw it as very short, simple, succinct, and full of .... Uhh I'm not sure.... Like Ideally it would be like those quoted pictures that are all over Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.. right.... What do you do when your life falls apart..... put it back together and do the Humpty Dance What do you do when your life falls apart.... keep calm and eat Chicken. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="320"] LOOK AT HIM!!! He's happy as hell!! Trust me it is not because he is black... It is strictly because Chicken is delicious and is the answer to ALL THE THINGS.[/caption] What do you do when your life falls apart.... Chile... I haven't the flim flam FOGGIEST idea...  No ideas.. AT ALL.... Not a one. Which is  really quite inconvenient at this moment cause at this moment my life is kinda sorta falling apart... The kinda sorta

Barack Obama is OUR PRESIDENT


Barack Obama is only one man... and while he may have been elected to (arguably) the most powerful position in the world. You and I are still as in charge of our lives as we were yesterday. I didn't vote for Obama to receive some magical handout for my family and I. And I can undoubtedly say, that the overwhelming majority that voted for him didn't do it for a handout either. I voted for him because his beliefs and desires for the country most mirrored mine. Just like I'm sure the majority who voted for Mitt voted the same way. And while I understand your disappointment in your candidate's loss, I am deeply disheartened by the doomsday foreboding in the few posts I have scrolled thru this morning. Romney supporters who are shouting how we are all screwed now, race wars, seceding, how we will all soon be on the breadlines and general hateful nonsense... If that is what you truly

This was my day…


I have a head cold and a ear ache....  My head feels like Michael Flately and the River dancers have been getting it IN on my right and left temples and if I may be frank.... My Aunt FLO and my Uncle T.O.M are going to need to be kicked repeatedly in the thorax and clavicle for the endless amounts of menstrual foolishness they put me through on a 28 day cycle. The 3.5 out of the five kids are all sick, coughing, and generally feeling crappy, and MistaTV is gone on a trip to a riverboat/beer factory tour trip. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="500"] This is exactly how I looked when he told me he wanted to go...[/caption] AND it was on a BUS... [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="500"] This is me reacting to if I wanted to go...[/caption] And then yesterday night at damn near 9 pm I had to pack up all 5 of these children, 3 of them sick coughing, and

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Welcome, Darling... So I'm supposed to write something really amazing here... But in the words of the greatest philospher of our time... Ain't nobody got time for that. I kid. I kid. Kinda. I'll update this someday... but for the time being... Just click around... and remember... SistaTV Loves You!

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SistaTVs Daily Gratitude List! 
1. This is my standard We on vacation Bish selfie! You going to get this healthy serving of big and bikini and??like?? it??!
2. Uncle Teddy!!
3. Our flight got delayed 50-11 times 
4. We were at gate K-16 alllll the way at the back of big AF Ohare for 5 hours
5. Then 15 minutes before boarding they switched our gate to K1 allll the way at the front of big AF Ohare. 
6. The three little birds made not one complaint and and there was only a combined 35 seconds of me threatening to whoop everybody if they ask me for high ass overpriced in airport McDonalds ONE MO' AGAIN. 
7. You got airport McDonald's money?
8. My birthday is on Wednesday. #happybirthdaytome
9. WE ON VACATION BISH!!! SistaTV loves you, Jesus, and travelling  with me & my three. #wonthedoit #ofcoursehewill #exceedinglyandabundantlyABOVE #happymonday #goodmorning #bigandbeautiful #sistatv #thekidtvs
The face you make when the bathroom mirror is surprisingly clean enough for a selfie... #itsnotthough #lookatbymymouththerewassomedriedtothpasteorsomethingonthemirror #itlookslikeitwasonmymouth #howdreadful #howembarrassing  #stillcutetho #nonononotorious #fridayfun #yesitsmondaybutimjustpostingitnow #mirrorbackdirtyagainnow ???? #mirrorselfie #effyourbeautystandards #iloveitwhenyoucallmebigmomma #juicy #warning #readytolive #sistatv
SistaTV's Daily Gratitude List #sdgl 
1. @krazyHogbbq is DE-FRICKING-LICIOUS... Do not walk RUN THERE before the lines wrap around the block
2. My shirt says formation... I got bbq sauce on my shirt #swag 
3. Big OLE RED LETTERS with Kalidescopes aka Peaches
4. I've probably said this a gazillion times but... I love the internet... I truly do.
5. Tomorrow is Friday. 
6. The way Donna Summer sings, " so hard for it honeyyyy" and "You betta treat her right"
7. Samantha my Skinteeee Sista from another mista.
8. I promise I would have come all the way up in 2 WHOLE ENTIRE YEARS with Brandy. 
9. wtf is he doing calculations And shondo-ing all up and down messenger with Kimmah.
10. Ready, Set... Action. 
SistaTV  loves you, the BeyHive and run in to my arms hugs from TheKidTV's. #goodnightyall #lovewins #godisgood #notperfectbutprettydamngood  #sistatvlovesyou
GETTING MY ENTIRE LIFE! At Krazy Hog BBQ! Fantastic restaurant! Amazing food and drinks... FABULOUS, FABULOUS!!! DANA I am sooo proud of you!  #blackownedbusiness #chicagofood #chicago #barbeque #foodporn #womensupportingwomen #smallbusiness #krazyhogbbq #bolingbrook #sistatvlovesyou
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Its #saturyay, its an absolutely gorgeous day,  I'm in the sun, I'm in my swimsuit, my kids and nieces are in the pool laughing and splashing,  the in car "before we go in here don't ask me to buy SHAT" lecture was massively successful, I've got 2 new books on my kindle, they playing the Ojay's over the loudspeakers, and the extra pressed ass man who stared me and the kids down in "I hate Melanin" sadness as we walked past him to enter through season pass holders entrance.... is still in line... Soooo Sing along if you know the song... Shining Shining Shining  YEAH!! All of the winnniiinngggg! #staymad #melaninonfleek #bigandboujee #fatkini #carefreeblackgirl #blackboyjoy #effyourbeautystandards #blackgirlmagic #allofthiswinning #lifeisgood #thankyougod #wouldnttakenothingformyjourneynow #iluhgod #exceedinglyandabundantlyABOVE #fatandfabulous #ghanagirl #happyAF #itsabeautifulday #sistatv #sistatvlovesyou #goodmorning #momlife
LittleSistaTV just hustled her way into the first sale of the 1st Annual Family TV Garage Sale... and it doesnt even start til the weekend... ??? #hustlehard #youngmoney #imveryrich
CHILE... #andihadyesterdayoff  #sendhelpbyhelpimeanmillionsandbillionsoflegallyacquiredamericandollarstomeforfree #dmforpaypalinfo #cashorcredit #abundance #please #kthnxbye

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