T-Shirt and my Panties on… Volupties Review!


Have ya’ll ever heard that horrible song? Like the most ratchet of the racthetness.

I’ll save you the click but here are some of the amazing lyrics WRITTEN BY OSCAR WINNER JAIME FOXX!

My Love will over flow and you ain’t got to worry bout my clothes cause I got my T-shirt & my panties on

Now, the fact that Jaime Foxx went from writing that mess to winning an Oscar from Ray is scientific PROOF that Nothing is Impossible. #wonthedoit

Anyway, although the song is very ratchet, very silly, and kinda tuurrible, the very core of it is the truth ruth. The desire of many woman to feel sexy, cute, and irresistible in not much more than a cute pair of panties is very real.

Every woman I know understands the power of a sexy pair of panties on her man/woman and also  just for herself. Even if you are the only one who sees them, beautiful, well fitting undergarments are the secret sauce to many a wonderful, ” Bish, I’m Fabulous!” type days.

But often I find myself stuck in a loop of granny panties, period panties, and dang, these used to be cute panties. Its  easy to get caught up in life, and not want to spend the time to go to the store or mall just to get your fix of new wonderful panties!

This applies for all women. But for plus size women the struggle is ESPECIALLY SO REAL.

I love a good pretty pair of panties. I’ve made it a point in my new life to ALWAYS wear pretty panties that I love. This seemed like a perfectly reasonable, completely manageable goal for Operation Get Your Life, SistaTV. The problem is…  I rarely find anything other than raggedy 17 packs of granny panties in my size.

I can fit Victoria Secret’s XL underwear but in every single Vicky’s I’ve ever been in they have exactly ONE DRAWER of XL panties in MAYBE six or  seven different styles.  But for the past 2 years every single pair of panties I’ve purchased has come from Vicky’s. I’ve looked elsewhere but other than the 17 packs of wackness. I haven’t found any other viable options for me. This is unbelievably ANNOYING and just plain dumb… Dear panty makers, Big booty (and belly) women everywhere all over everdom are trying to give you our money! Now, make this frilly mess in my size and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. KthnxBAI!

Occasionally, I’ll luck into some cutesy panties in my size but all too often they cost 50-11 gabillion dollars, and as much as I want my panties to be pretty… I want my bank account to be prettier.  And…

 

 

Ummm NO!

I looked online but you can’t return panties (THANK GOD FOR THAT, YA NASTIES!). And it would hurt my heart to pay $12 to $20 plus for a single pair of panties plus shipping and handling only to have the fabric be wack, the cut be horrible, or the crotch material to be made from the devil’s beard. Naw, son.

So I literally squee’d when I heard about Volupties. Volupties is a subscription box service for plus size panties… First, why didn’t I think of this and Second, YASSS GAWD! I’m so glad somebody did!

Basically every month Volupties makes you a package of 3 Pairs of Underwear (Boyshorts, briefs, thongs, lace or cotton, etc in a Variety of styles and colors.) and delivers it to your door for….

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

$17 dollars a MONTH…

CHILE. $17 dollars for 3 pair of DRAWS? For Plus Sizes? Obviously this is a Lie from the pit of hell… Or is it!

Its not…

Seeing is believing so I had to get a package for myself. I got my package quickly, and it was simply wrapped in green tissue paper. The first thing I thought was, “Oh snap, Samantha Jones is going to love being wrapped in these. PS. My Vajayjay’s name is Samantha Jones.  PPS. I am wack.

N-E-weigh…. The Panties are cayute! Ya’ll, My booty is officially going to be a cutie!

Here’s what I got!

SistaTV-Volupties

My favorite is the pink and black one with the hearts cause Uh pink, black, and lots of hearts is basically my life.  I really love the white ones too they are from Torrid and they have a cute little ruffly butt on them too! But I must admit I was salty cause they are white. I am diametrically opposed to white underwear. I HATE THEM with the heat of a million hot combs and with the intensity of a crazed Chris Brown… Basically naw, son. But I will wear them cause the ruffly butt is everything. The thongy-one is cute too and I like that its cut to accommodate the extra cushion for my pushin.

So overall I am very impressed with Volupties. The company also seems to be very customer service oriented. They have a survey asking for feedback on fit and sizes and if customers would be okay with receiving a size up or down based on the specific fit of a panty. I really like that.

So I’m pleased. Full disclosure, they sent me this package for free. But SistaTV is team tell the truth and shame the devil so if it was horrible I would have said that happily. I wasn’t paid for this and I don’t get any kind of kick back if you sign up. But if I did I wouldn’t be mad about it. LOL.

I liked all my panties and I loved being able to try panties from companies I’ve never heard of.  I was able  to check out the fit and the quality at a extra discounted price. I’ve never heard of SpreeGirl Curves and I would have been hesistant to spend the $16 bucks retail on the black and pink panties from them, but now that I know I love them. I’ll be buying from them again.

So overall,  I think Volupties is well worth the $17 a month to keep your booty cute.

ALSO… They are running a special where you get your first month for only $12 dollars…  That’s 4 raggedy dollars a pair…  Chile…What are you waiting on? Get over there and buy your panties and tell them SistaTV sent you!

Volupties <<<<< That’s for my Plus Size girlies!

Splendies <<< That’s for my smaller sista’s.

Catch up with ya Girl SistaTV!

SistaTV Loves you! Now you love yourself and treat yourself like it!

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