Worst Twerk Fail Ever Video or How I went from hating to loving twerking.
Worst Twerk Fail EVER. I don’t like twerking. I hate it with the heat of 1000 deep fat fryers. I despise the fact that Miley Cyrus, Ken Christie, and every Derp from here to Namibia think its edgy, hilarious, or interesting to comment on twerking, think about twerking, twerk about twerking or twerk at all EVER.
So this morning when I saw this Worst Twerk Fail Ever video coming across my FaceBook feed I have no idea why I clicked on the link and watched it but LOOK AT GAWD… I laughed so hard. It is mean that I laughed this hard and I desperately hope that the girl was not hurt or harmed in anyway AT ALL… But ohhh how I cackled with pure unadulterated piss and vinegar. I’m going to pray about this now.
But you go watch and giggle and let this be a warning to you to NEVER EVER TWERK.